Tattoo in progress...

I've heard "It looks like a walrus with wings".













I've heard "It looks like a John Cena".



















But it's just an owl, with jewels.

Adventures with Pancake and Ali.

So on Sunday Pancake and I played around the yard. For those of you who know us well, then you know I am obsessed with her and she is my little baby (even though she eats her own turds).

Ewe.

For those of you who HAVE NOT seen a picture of the missionary with the 12" inch coil gurthy dumps that require three flushes to go down, here he is:


p.s. Since I've told on him he leaves me alone now.

I used to be a fat pig.

Don't judge ME.