ali apple pie.

rzr bldz.

2010-04-04T15:01:00.001-07:00

GOOD FOR ME.

2010-02-23T19:29:00.000-08:00

I've basically wanted braces all my life and as a side effect of not ever getting them I was ridiculed most of the days of my childhood... As I grew up the awareness of the crooked teeth wore off and I'd just accepted it as final and only remembered the flaw when I met someone new or when a small child insisted I looked like the Easter bunny. Well I've taken the jump and now I feel self conscious ALLLL over again.

The orthodontist was insistent that I have a tooth on the bottom removed because my jaw would surely not be able to house all the teeth I had if they were straight. I was so pumped up about this after getting my braces on that immediately upon leaving the orthodontist I called up my dentist and requested the soonest appointment they had available. The receptionist told me I could have it removed at 2 o'clock that very same day! I did it. I regreted that decision for a couple days and now I look like a hillbilly.

In three months I get the bottom braces put on. I'm very excited for this all to be over and it's just started.

Tattoo in progress...

2010-01-16T14:13:00.001-08:00

I've heard "It looks like a walrus with wings".

I've heard "It looks like a John Cena".

But it's just an owl, with jewels.

Adventures with Pancake and Ali.

2010-01-12T09:58:00.000-08:00

So on Sunday Pancake and I played around the yard. For those of you who know us well, then you know I am obsessed with her and she is my little baby (even though she eats her own turds).

Ewe.

2009-11-09T20:05:00.000-08:00

For those of you who HAVE NOT seen a picture of the missionary with the 12" inch coil gurthy dumps that require three flushes to go down, here he is:

p.s. Since I've told on him he leaves me alone now.

I used to be a fat pig.

2009-10-26T19:43:00.001-07:00

Don't judge ME.